Man at the Mall: “Excuse me little man.”
Reichen: “I’m not a little man. I’m a BIG boy.”
What my 4 year old said to the man who accidentally bumped into him at the mall.
Posts Tagged ‘toddler talk’
Toddler Talk
Sunday, April 17th, 2011
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, April 6th, 2011Ms. Joy: “Reichen, let’s welcome your mom as today’s preschool mystery reader. Can you introduce her to everyone?”
Reichen: “Her name is mommy.”
Ms. Joy: “Yes, she’s your mommy. But she’s not our mommy. What’s her name? What does your daddy call her?
Reichen: “My daddy calls her Sunk.”
Me: “Oh, sorry. That’s a nickname David calls me.”
Ms. Joy: “Oh. Reichen what’s your mom’s name? What name does your dad call her?”
Reichen: “Darlin’?”
Ms. Joy: “No, Reichen. What’s your mom’s name? What name does your dad call her?”
Reichen: “Bubbers?”
Me: “Um, sorry. David rarely, if ever, calls me by my actual name. Reichen, can you tell all your friends my name is Tasha?”
The incredibly embarassing conversation that happened at Reichen’s preschool this morning. And if I wouldn’t have stopped it, it could have gone on forever. David has a million nicknames for me. A million of them.
Toddler Talk
Monday, March 21st, 2011Latham: “LOOK, MOMMY – M&Ms! I GET THOSE WHEN I POOP!”
The potty training technique my 2-year-old loudly informed everyone in the grocery store while waiting in the checkout lane.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Latham: “Are you the Tooth Fairy?”
The sweet and surprising question my two-year-old asked a little girl in Reichen’s preschool class who was wearing a tutu.
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, January 19th, 2011Reichen: “You look so beautiful, Mommy.”
The five most precious words my 4 year old has ever said. Ever. (I mean, I’m pretty sure it was just a coincidence that he said it as he was begging me to buy him a matchbox car from Target that he really, really, really wanted. I think he totally meant it, don’t you? I do. And that’s all that matters.)
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Toddler Talk
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Latham: “Whoa, Mommy! It stinks in here!”
Me: “Yeah, buddy. You tooted a smelly one.”
Latham: “No, I didn’t toot. Daddy did!”
I totally would have bought the tooting tale my two year old toddler told me except for the one little hole in his story - Daddy was at work.
Toddler Talk
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010Reichen: “WHOA!!! That’s the size of daddy’s logs!!!”
The correct comparison my 3-year-old made after beholding his big bowel movement this afternoon.
Husbandism #29
Monday, November 22nd, 2010David: “He wanted his green car but I couldn’t find it, so I tooted with my armpit a couple times, and he was good.
The quality entertainment my husband performed for our 2-year-old to get his mind off his missing match box car.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, November 14th, 2010Reichen: “Don’t snap my balls, please.”
What my 3-year-old says to my mom every time she buckles him in his carseat. Every. Time.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, October 24th, 2010Reichen: “You’re too small to be like me, Latham.”
Latham: “I’m not small, RyRy. I’m huge!”
Reichen: “No. You’re small, Latham. But you do have a huge head.”
The car conversation I overheard between my two boys on the drive home tonight.
Toddler Talk
Thursday, September 16th, 2010Reichen: “Daddy, I need to poop. Hey, where is the potty seat?”
David: “Your party seat?”
Reichen: “No, Daddy. POTTY seat! But it’s like a party when I poop. Shut the door, please.”
Toddler Talk
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010Reichen: “It’s just some old lady.”
What my 3 year old blurted as my mother-in-law opened the door to my realtor who stopped by to drop off some paperwork. Yes, she heard it. And no, I wasn’t there. Thank goodness.
Toddler Talk
Thursday, August 26th, 2010Reichen: “Mommy?”
Me: “Yes, baby?”
Reichen: “When is Daddy coming home?”
Me: “I don’t know. After work, like usual, I guess. Why?”
Reichen: “Because you are going to be in so much trouble when I tell Daddy you made me sit in time out.”
What my 3 year old said after a stint in time out for biting his brother.
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010Reichen: “Mommy! Mommy!”
Me: “Yes, baby?”
Reichen: “Can you bring me a magazine? I need to look at it while I’m in here pooping.”
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