Reichen: “Can you go to work, Dadda?”
David: “Why do you want me to go to work, buddy?”
Reichen: “Because I need some money to give the lady at the mall so I can ride the carousel.”
The sweet conversation I overheard between Reichen and his Daddy.
Posts Tagged ‘toddler talk’
Toddler Talk
Sunday, March 7th, 2010
Toddler Talk
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Reichen: “The girl in blue hurt me today.”
Me: “She did?”
Reichen: “Yeah.”
Me: “What happened?”
Reichen: “She hit me in the head with a car and then I yelled NAUGHTY GIRL!!! NAUGHTY GIRL!!! And then…”
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Reichen: “I spit in her face.”
What my 3 year old said happened after I dropped him off for an hour at the gym daycare this morning. After I died a little on the inside, we had a very long conversation about how you never spit at anyone. Ever.
Toddler Talk
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Reichen: “What is that, Momma? Is that a little bit of poop?”
What my 3 year old toddler said to me after I spilled taco meat all over myself.
Chugga Chugga Poo Poo
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
I hear it coming, it’s on the way
In fact, it’s here and it’s here to stay.
The potty train is at your front door
And I’m the conductor yelling, ”All Aboard!”
You get mad and say it’s not for you
To that, I reply “Chugga Chugga Poo Poo!”
You think it’s funny and laugh a little bit
Until you’re on the stool and then you start to kick.
You’re filled full of fluids and I know you have to go
But when I ask you if you’re ready, you say ’No! No! No!!”
So we continue to sit and wait several minutes
We read, play games, and I try every gimmick.
I tell you there’s candy, it’s your favorite reward
You just have to potty and every piece can be yours.
We wait and we wait and get really bored
But suddenly you’re ready and both of us are floored.
You did it! I knew it! I’m so full of elation!
Reichen’s train has finally left the potty station.
Toddler Talk
Friday, January 22nd, 2010Reichen: “I like playing with you, Dadda.”
The sweet, simple statement my 3 year old said while building a Lego dinosaur with David.
Toddler Talk
Monday, December 7th, 2009Reichen: “Momma, I poop in the big boy stool, NOT in the bathtub.”
What my 3 year old toddler told me after he went #2 in the tub, AGAIN.
Toddler Talk
Thursday, November 19th, 2009Reichen: “Thank you!”
What my 3 year old toddler said after I told him “I love you.”
Toddler Talk
Thursday, November 12th, 2009Reichen: “You need to calm down a little bit, sweetie.”
What my 2 year old toddler told me after I sent him to time out for hitting his little brother.
Toddler Talk
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Reichen: “See that star up in the sky, Momma?”
Me: “I do see it, buddy.”
Reichen: “We need to get a ladder so we can climb up it and get it. Will you get the star with me, Momma?”
Me: “Let’s go get it, doodlebug!”
Toddler Talk
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009Reichen: “No big deal, Momma. You can clean it up later.”
What my toddler told me after going #2 in the tub.
