Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

Everything Skinny Scares Me

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

Everything skinny scares me.  Everything.

Example #1:  Skinny Lattes.  I mean, have you seen the milk used to make that drink?  Some call it skim.  I called it gross.  There’s no way that cloudy water posing as the liquid cows create will ever touch my tongue.  No way.

Example #2:  Skinny Actresses.   Two words:  Lindsay Lohan.  ’Nuff said. 

Example #3:  Skinny Pants.  Unless you’re 6 foot tall and weigh 98 pounds, no one looks good in skinny jeans, skinny cargos, skinny shorts, or any other item of clothing that calls itself skinny.  No one.

But guess what?  I could be wrong!  (Four words, by the way, my husband has never heard me utter in my life.  And I only write this now in complete secrecy while he sleeps soundly while slobbering next to me because I don’t ever want him to know that I know those four words can coexist.  You understand.) 

Here’s the proof:

 

While I was perusing pants at Nordstrom’s Half Yearly Sale this afternoon (Yes, ladies!  It’s that time of year again!), I totally rolled my eyes at the idea of even trying on these skinny cargo pants by Sanctuary.  But I grabbed my size anyway and decided since I was already headed to the fitting room to try on a pair of jeans, I would give the cargos a crack, too.

I died, came back to life, and died again after I saw for myself how great these skinny cargos looked.  I could not believe it.  Most of the time, I can’t even get skinny pants passed my calves.  And if I do happen to get them passed my calves, there’s no way I can pull them past my fanny.  And if I do happen to get them past my fanny, there’s no way I can sit down in them.  And if do happen to be able to sit down in them, there’s no way my fanny would actually stay in them.  You see my dilemma.

So, I admit, not everything skinny scares me these days.

But c’mon.  There’s no way I’m changing my mind about skinny lattes or skinny actresses.   I mean, cloudy liquid posing as milk and Lindsay Lohan, right? 

Right. 

 

If I Didn’t Think I’d Break a Bone, I’d Buy Them.

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

How awesome are these zipper adorned wedges from Piperlime?  I mean, who doesn’t want to add five inches of fun to their frame?  And the rich cognac color is so yummy.  The only problem:  I think I’d break a bone if I bought them.

Want to Make a Trade?

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

If I had to trade every handbag I own for this one, I think I could.

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Husbandism #10

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

David:  “Well, that’s why it’s not called Forever 35.”

What my husband replied when I told him how weird it is that I’m a size 4 and size small at JCrew and a size 8 and size large at Forever 21.”

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Done Christmas Shopping

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Don’t hate me because I’m done Christmas shopping.  I am.  I’m one of those freak shows who likes to have every present purchased and wrapped by Halloween.  If I seem a teeny, tiny obsessive about the deadline, I am.  So much so I started panicking a little when I realized I still had one last person on my list last weekend.  And when I say a little, I mean a lot.  I panic in a such a weird way it would make you extremely uncomfortable and seriously sweaty if I went into detail, so I’ll spare you.  Consider that my Christmas present to you this year.  You’re welcome.

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While on my search for my special someone, I came across the perfect present.  The jewelry collection is called Stone and Honey

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The pieces are fashioned from Brazilian agate and delicate metal work.  The crisp geometric design combines with the rough-hewn beauty of natural agate for a look that is modern, eye catching, and rich in contrast.

 

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The statement making pendants come in stained glass colors like magenta, blue, brown, or marbled amber.  Small, medium, or large pieces let you decide how grand the statement should be.  And delicate silver or gold chains suspend the stones, which appear to float on the wearer’s chest.

 

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The Stone and Honey collection runs about $100 – $150 per necklace, which may sound a little pricey but each piece is unique and believe me when I say well worth every penny. 

I’ve got the J.Crew Blues

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

I was headed to the gym a couple of days ago when I decided to pop by the new J.Crew store for a minute.  I was super shocked when the one at the mall closed a few months ago.  That place was always packed with people.  I was just as surprised after flipping through the store’s latest catalog I received in the mail this month.  It stated in teeny, tiny, microscopic print - the kind you need those plastic drug store glasses to read - that I should visit the new location which just opened in my area.  I was all like, what?  A new J.Crew location just opened in my area?  How could I not know that?

My heart started beating a little faster when I saw it for myself.  The catalog was right!  There is a new J.Crew location and here it stands in all its brand new building glory.  I swear I heard singing.  OK, I did hear singing.  I can’t get the song ‘Happy Birthday to You’ out of my head.  My two year old toddler has been singing the catchy tune for weeks and weeks and weeks.  It’s kind of cute the first 200 times you hear it but now let’s just say I’ve been trying to teach the little dude a new ditty. 

I all but skipped into the store in my gym clothes:  sweat pants, t-shirt, ball cap and tennis shoes.  I touch the t-shirts with ruffles – a store employee walks by.  I twirl a pretty necklace between my fingers – a store employee walks by.  I take a turn at the dresses and wonder if I will finally fit the size I want to wear – another store employee walks by.  I’m getting a little peeved.  No one has even said hello or asked if I was looking for something in particular, yet all around me I’m hearing employees chirp greetings at other customers.  I start picking up items to try on.  I think to myself this surely will get some one to run over.  Nope.  I carry a couple of t-shirts, a dress, and a pair of flip flops to the dressing room and let myself in - another employee walks by. 

After trying on everything, I decide I want everything.  I walk to the cash wrap with my items and wait and wait and wait.  I’m getting more and more and more irritated.  I grab a store employee who is about to again just walk by and ask to speak with a manager.  She says she can ring me up. I reply no one will be ringing me up today.  I repeat my original request.  The store employee huffs off.

When the manager arrives, I tell her my tale.  She doesn’t really seem to care.  She doesn’t offer an apology.  She barely even looks at me.  I realize I’m dressed in gym garb, but believe me when I say that I’ve shopped in worse.  At least there is no baby barf on my shoulder and I’m wearing make-up.  Am I so repulsive that my money is no good here?  Not those exact words, but a something fairly similar spewed out my mouth.  The manager’s mouth dropped to the floor and that’s exactly where I left it and the clothes I wanted to purchase.

I’m totally bummed about the whole thing.  J.Crew is my go to store whenever I need something new.  I’m not sure what I’m going to do now.  I guess I’ve got the J.Crew blues.  Hey, maybe that’s the new little ditty I should teach my son. 

I Whan-Eht!

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Whenever my 2 1/2 year old son sets his sights on something that would just make his little world go round he chirps, ‘Momma, I whan-eht!’  He says it when he sees a ball.  He says it when he sees a garbage truck.  He says it - or maybe in this particular case – screams it when his baby brother is touching any one of the hundreds of toys we own.  When my biggest boy says he ‘whans-eht,’ he will have it and he will have it now.

I’m proud to say my little apple didn’t fall far from the tree.  There is a ring his momma wants SO bad.  Every time I see it, I think ‘I whan-eht!’

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Take a look at this beautiful bauble from jewelry designer Jamie Joseph.  I’ve been drooling over her designs for years and years and years.  Her work is exquisite.  I visit the on line retail store Twist at least once a week to take a peek at the ring that I ‘whan.’ 

I guess I need to start saving my mad money for it.  My husband doesn’t like to hear that I have a mad money stash.  He keeps asking me if that’s the money I’m saving just in case I ever want to leave him.  He doesn’t get it.  Every girl needs a mad money stash.  There’s just absolutely no reason to explain why $528 magically disappeared out of our checking account.  I figure what he doesn’t know doesn’t hurt him, right?

Until I get all the details worked out however, I can totally relate to my son who ‘whans-eht’ all.  Really, doesn’t every one?  It’s just funnier when he says it.

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