Posts Tagged ‘husbandism’

Husbandism #26

Sunday, September 19th, 2010

David:  “I missed you so much.  I need you around here to tell me what to do.”

What my husband said after I returned home from my 6 day trip to Washington D.C.  I asked him if I could record him saying that sentence, and he replied I could even post it on my blog.  So here it is, honey. 

Husbandism #20

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

David:  “Well, he deserves it.  I mean, he’s wearing a v-neck t-shirt.”

What David said about the latest contestant who was eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance.

Husbandism #13

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

David:  “I am the poop whisperer.”

My husband bragging about how he was the one who finally got Reichen to poop on the potty.  The trick:  bribery.  David bought our little boy a Lightening McQueen race track set and told him the only way he was going to get it is to go #2 on the toilet.

Husbandism #12

Monday, January 25th, 2010

David:  “I ate them all.”

What my husband confessed when I asked him where the gummy vitamins went that I just bought for the boys.