David: “I’m dying a slow death watching this show. I mean, I’m clearly losing days off the back end of my life while watching this – I’m sure of it.”
What my husband said after watching The Bachelor with me on Monday night.
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Husbandism #47
Tuesday, January 31st, 2012
Husbandism #45
Monday, January 16th, 2012David: “Just so you know, no boy will ever say ‘no’ to that question.”
What my husband replied when I asked him if I could eat his pickle – his dill pickle that was served with his turkey sandwich from the deli.
Husbandism #44
Thursday, January 5th, 2012David: “Don’t worry, I know what will fix it: A Subway napkin. It’s works just like a band-aid.”
What my husband said to my 3 year old after he fell down and bit his tongue.
Husbandism #43
Monday, January 2nd, 2012David: “Too bad I just clipped my toenails, otherwise I could grab it like a hook and pull it up with those.”
What my husband replied when I asked if he could grab me the magazine at the bottom of our bed.
Husbandism #42
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011David: “It’s so nice having her at work. She’s like my third mom.”
Me: “That is nice. Wait… who’s your second mom?”
David: “You are.”
The true conversation my husband and I had about his administrative assistant. And no, I do not make this stuff up. I. Swear.
Husbandism #41
Sunday, October 16th, 2011David: “Because I didn’t know I was going to roll up on Jenny from the Block (Jennifer Lopez) when I walked into the closet.”
What my husband said when I asked why he tried to stifle a giggle when he saw me in this hat.
Husbandism #40
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011David: “Angry Birds. I like to play it when I’m crappin’.”
What my husband replied when I asked him why he was taking his phone into the bathroom.
Husbandism #39
Tuesday, July 26th, 2011David: “So, I told him I had to throw up.”
What my husband told the driver when he saw this sign posted in his cab. The driver thought it was so funny that he tried to kick David out of the car. It was a long drive to the airport. A. Long. Drive.
Husbandism #38
Thursday, July 21st, 2011David: “You know what I did today?”
Me: “No. What did you do today?”
David: “I learned how to do an Anaconda choke on You Tube.”
Me: “That sounds like a constructive use of your time.”
David: “I thought so! So, can I try it on you?”
Me: “Um, no. No, you can’t.”
David: “Oh. Okay.”
The true conversation between myself and my husband that took place right before bed. Welcome to my world.
Husbandism #37
Friday, June 17th, 2011David: “I love that you’re pretty. You have the face of an angel….. until you open your mouth – that’s when all the chaos comes out.”
After sharing this particular husbandism with me, I reminded David he doesn’t have to share every thought that passes through his head. I mean, he knows I have a blog – right?
Husbandism #36
Tuesday, May 24th, 2011David: “What do you mean we need new sheets? What’s wrong with these sheets?”
My husband’s response after I told him we needed new sheets after his toenails tore through our current ones.
Husbandism #35
Tuesday, April 26th, 2011David: “I haven’t taken out the trash in my underwear for awhile, but it’s warming up. I mean, if it’s 30 or above – I’ll take a run at it.”
My husband saying how happy he is spring is here so he doesn’t actually have to put on clothes to roll the trash to the curb at night. And yes, he’s been caught in his tighty-whities several times by our neighbors. And no, he doesn’t care.
Husbandism #27
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010David: “Do not put this on the blog. I’m serious. Don’t.”
What my husband told me right after her realized sending me this picture on my phone of him getting his teeth whitened probably wasn’t the best idea. I love you, honey. I’m serious. I do.
Husbandism #26
Sunday, September 19th, 2010David: “I missed you so much. I need you around here to tell me what to do.”
What my husband said after I returned home from my 6 day trip to Washington D.C. I asked him if I could record him saying that sentence, and he replied I could even post it on my blog. So here it is, honey.
Husbandism #20
Thursday, July 29th, 2010David: “Well, he deserves it. I mean, he’s wearing a v-neck t-shirt.”
What David said about the latest contestant who was eliminated from So You Think You Can Dance.
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I must disagree with you review on Dana Kellin for Target! I thought the pieces were very pretty. I purchased some pieces as gifts for my mother-in-law and mom and...Kelsey on Would A J.Crew Model Wear It?
You will rock this look. I know it.scott on Husbandism #47
i totally agree with dave! why do you put my friend thru such torture?kelsey on Husbandism #47
ha ha! i get "why do you watch this crap, you are an educated, smart woman." what ben says EVERYTIME i am watching ANYTHING on Bravo, especially Real...Jill on Birchbox Beauty
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