Posts Tagged ‘husband’

Mother-In-Law Moments

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Denise:  “Honey, you can’t be picky when you’re using other people’s nose spray.”

The mater of fact statement made by my mother-in-law after David complained he didn’t like the brand of nose spray he borrowed from her.  Yes, borrowed.

David Just Knows. And Reichen Does, too.

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

David was out of town the first time he really freaked me out. We had just moved in together after dating about 8 months and while I knew him pretty well, I didn’t know anything about his most intriguing trait. He doesn’t like to talk about it. Even now, he’s wary of me to writing about it. He says if I do, it might go away. But it never does. And we’ve talked about it a lot over the years because he keeps doing it. And now, it appears, my 3 year old does it too.

All I wanted to do when I pulled into our drive way that night nearly a decade ago was eat dinner and go to bed. It had been a long day at work and with David out of town, I wanted it to be over. But when I grabbed my purse and shut the door of my Ford, Explorer, I just stopped and stared. I immediately jumped back in my SUV, locked the doors, and with my heart racing, I dialed David.

I told him something really strange was happening in the house and before I said another word he interrupted, “Every light in the house is on.”

I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me. How could he know? He had been out of town two days. I’m the one who turned off the lights and locked the house that morning. Not to mention I never turn on every light in the house.

“How do you know that,” I stammered.

“I just know things,” he said simply.

Since that day, I have heard that phrase more times than I can count. David just knows things. And I’m not sure how he knows them. He just does.

He knows what strangers at the table next to us at are going to order before they do. He knows the exact score of a football, baseball, or basketball game before they’re played. He knows exactly how many pieces of candy are in a bag of m&ms.

David just knows things.

I agree, it sounds odd. It is odd. I wouldn’t believe it myself, if I didn’t witness David doing it day and in and day out over and over and over again through the years.

What’s even more odd: Reichen now knows things, too.

Reichen is passionate about music. When we’re in the car, he begs me to turn on the radio and from my rear view mirror I see my son dancing and singing to the songs. He wants to know the name of every tune and he wants to know who sings it.

I never thought much of it, until the boys and I were driving to get my daily dose of diet vanilla coke a few days ago, that’s when Reichen spouted off One Republic would be the band to play the next song.

“We’ll see,” I said.

My eyes bugged when the band’s latest hit began to blare through my minivan speakers. Reichen jammed a bit before making his next prediction.

“Momma, Fireflies is next,” he smiled.

“All right, Doodle Bug. Let’s listen for it,” I replied.

Good thing we were stopped at Sonic waiting for the drink I ordered, because I was stunned when the top 40 song started playing.

Since that day, Reichen has made other mind boggling predictions, ones impossible for him to predict.

Ever since Reichen was born, he has been the spitting image of his father.  And it’s not just me who says it. Complete strangers stop me on the street, at airports, and restaurants and confirm it.  But it appears he’s inherited more than his father’s looks.

Reichen, just like his dad, now just knows things, too.

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Husbandism #12

Monday, January 25th, 2010

David:  “I ate them all.”

What my husband confessed when I asked him where the gummy vitamins went that I just bought for the boys.

To Cut, Or Not To Cut: That Is The Question

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

Who wants to cut these curls?

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Daddy does.

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Mommy doesn’t.

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Good thing mommy always wins.  Always.

Husbandism #11

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

David:  “I just thought I’d kill two birds with one stone.”

What my husband said when I caught him eating three chicken burritos and taking a bath at the same time.

I Never Knew They Called Him Flip

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

I never knew they called him Flip, my husband, when he was in junior high.  But they did.  And I love it.  I love it so much.  I may even love it more than I love my route 44 diet vanilla coke from Sonic.  Okay, I don’t love it that much.  I mean nothing tops my love for the 1/3 of a gallon of sugar free soda I slurp every day.  And by that, I mean nothing.

Flip said he got his nickname in 1989 from his classmates.  They called him that, Flip revealed tonight after we put our two toddlers to bed,  because of the perfect wave Flip feathered in his hair every day; a  wave that not only took a lot of time to create, but apparently a lot of product, too.  Flip said it took him a couple of cans of Aquanet a week to manage his mane.

I mean, I thought I knew all about Flip’s junior high years.  I knew Flip tight rolled his Guess jeans.  I knew Flip wore pink Converse high-tops.   And I knew Flip popped the collars of his Polo shirts.  How could Flip omit the most important junior high fun fact?  I’m sure it has nothing to do with the possibility of me abusing Flip’s nickname.  I’m sure it simply slipped Flip’s mind.  But don’t worry, Flip.  It’ll never slip mine.

Bye Bye Bah-Bahs

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

I have a kiddie cabinet in my kitchen;  it’s the place I stash all froggy sippys, dinosaur plates, and car cups.  It’s also the place until today, I stored all the boy’s bottles.

Every day, when the boys eat lunch, I spend that 15 minutes or so cleaning the kitchen.  Some days I sweep, other days I Windex the counter tops, or wash small appliances; some days I clean the refrigerator and wipe down the shelves, other days I better organize the pantry. 

Today, I was emptying the dishwasher and stuffing all the plastic parafenillia into the kiddie cabinet when I had the best idea ever:  if I get rid of the boy’s bah-bahs, as they call them, there would be so much more room in the kiddie cabinet. I mean, they don’t need them;  they don’t even use them.

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So, in between coaxing Richen to eat 3 more bites of chicken and begging Latham to stop dropping food on the floor, I packed their bah-bahs into 2 large Zip Lock bags and placed them in the pantry. 

I did it without thought.  And I did it without ceremony.  I just did it. 

I was living in my happy little world of oblivion when my husband came home and ripped me back to reality.

David:  “Did you put all the boy’s bottles away?”

Me:  “Yup.”

David:  “That’s kind of weird, don’t you think?”

Me:  “Hmmm?  What do you mean?”

David:  “I mean, it’s weird we may never use the bottles again.” 

{PAUSE} 

David:  “Ever.”

Me:  “I didn’t even think of it that way.”

{PAUSE}

Me:  “Yeah, it is weird.”

What’s even more weird:  during the last several months, I’ve put away a lot of baby stuff:  clothes, bibs, socks, and toys.  The boys didn’t need them and I put them away. 

I put them away without thought.  I put them away without ceremony.  I just put them away.

I’m not sure if our future hold anymore bah-bahs or babys.  But I do know:  the next baby items I store, I’ll do it right. 

I’ll put them away thought.  I’ll put them away with ceremony.  And I’ll put them away with the respect that period of time in our lives deserves.

Toddler Talk

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Reichen:  “I’m going to pee on your glasses, daddy.”

The conversation I just overheard while my husband was getting my 3 year old ready for bed. 

Have I Told You How Much I Love My Nose Hair Trimmer?

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

“Have I told you how much I love my nose hair trimmer?”  It’s not a typical salutation from my husband, but it’s the one he greets me with today as he stretches out of his black sedan.  David is already half undressed when he says it.  You would think he’s allergic to his jacket, tie, and shirt, that’s how quickly he whips off his work clothes.  He’s not.  It’s just David doesn’t want to waste a single second rolling around in grass, kicking balls, and running with our boys. 

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He even keeps a pair of tennis shoes, a t-shirt, and sweatpants in the garage so he doesn’t have to go in the house and change.  I’m mortified to admit every one of our neighbors knows what David looks like in his underwear, but he doesn’t care.  One night, he even had a conversation with a neighbor who caught him rolling our trash can to the curb. 

“I didn’t want him to think it was weird,” is what David said when he told me the sordid story. 

“No,” I laughed.  “I’m sure he didn’t think talking to you in your tighty whities at midnight was weird at all.”

Our neighbor must not have been too offended.  He still lets his daughter and babysit for us, he let us borrow his ladder to hang Christmas lights, and even picks up our mail when we’re out of town.

David’s one liners are so funny and so unexpected.  Like tonight, I noticed a big scab on his shoulder and I asked him what happened.  He shrugged and answered, “I sliced it with my razor while trying to clean up some stragglers.”

Or yesterday, when I was complaining how hard it is to brush Latham’s teeth since he barely opens his mouth, David offered this piece of parenting advice:  “All you have to do is gag him with the toothbrush a little and he opens right up.”

I think it may be genetic.  Reichen drops hysterical one liners all the time, too.  Tonight he said, “My nose isn’t running, momma.  It’s walking.”  And then he laughed.  He’s trying to be funny. 

And he is.  And so is his daddy.

You Make Me Smile

Monday, November 30th, 2009

I tuck my hair in a ball cap on the days I don’t wash, blow dry, and style it.  And when I wear a ball cap, I rarely wear make-up.  And when I wear a ball cap, and no make-up, I’m probably donning the same sweatpants I stumbled out of bed in that morning. 

I was wearing a ball cap, no make-up, and slept in sweats the day my husband said this song reminded him of me.

SMILE by Uncle Kracker

You’re better then the best
I’m lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that’s right
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me,
Lets me know that it’s ok, yeah it’s ok
And the moments where my good times start to fade

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Even when you’re gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack and just like that
You steal away the rain and just like that

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Don’t know how I lived without you
Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

 

After all these years of dating, marriage, and raising 2 toddlers, David still makes me smile, too.