Posts Tagged ‘Hats’

I Have a Colossal Cranium

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

I was so psyched when I heard New York milliner, Eugenia Kim, was designing a collection for Target.  I couldn’t wait to wear her straw fedoras and chic caps all summer long.  But you know what I discovered when I went to the super store to try them on?

TargetFedora

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TargetStrawCap

My head is too big.  Literally.  It didn’t matter how I tipped, turned, or tried, I could not stuff my colossal cranium into a single one of them. 

I’ll never wonder why again when the doctor tells me my boys fall into the 95% on the growth chart when it comes to their head circumference.