Reichen: “Wow! You smell really yummy! You smell like cheese from the pizza place!”
My four year old describing how he thinks I smell after I applied a self tanning lotion.
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Toddler Talk
Tuesday, June 7th, 2011Toddler Talk
Sunday, May 15th, 2011Reichen: “Daddy, you’re bald.”
David: “I am? Do you know what ‘bald’ means?”
Reichen: “It means you don’t have any hair.”
David: “Does everybody go bald?”
Reichen: “No – just daddies.”
The matter of fact conversation I overheard at breakfast this morning between David and Reichen.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, April 17th, 2011Man at the Mall: “Excuse me little man.”
Reichen: “I’m not a little man. I’m a BIG boy.”
What my 4 year old said to the man who accidentally bumped into him at the mall.
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, April 6th, 2011Ms. Joy: “Reichen, let’s welcome your mom as today’s preschool mystery reader. Can you introduce her to everyone?”
Reichen: “Her name is mommy.”
Ms. Joy: “Yes, she’s your mommy. But she’s not our mommy. What’s her name? What does your daddy call her?
Reichen: “My daddy calls her Sunk.”
Me: “Oh, sorry. That’s a nickname David calls me.”
Ms. Joy: “Oh. Reichen what’s your mom’s name? What name does your dad call her?”
Reichen: “Darlin’?”
Ms. Joy: “No, Reichen. What’s your mom’s name? What name does your dad call her?”
Reichen: “Bubbers?”
Me: “Um, sorry. David rarely, if ever, calls me by my actual name. Reichen, can you tell all your friends my name is Tasha?”
The incredibly embarassing conversation that happened at Reichen’s preschool this morning. And if I wouldn’t have stopped it, it could have gone on forever. David has a million nicknames for me. A million of them.
Toddler Talk
Monday, March 21st, 2011Latham: “LOOK, MOMMY – M&Ms! I GET THOSE WHEN I POOP!”
The potty training technique my 2-year-old loudly informed everyone in the grocery store while waiting in the checkout lane.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Latham: “Are you the Tooth Fairy?”
The sweet and surprising question my two-year-old asked a little girl in Reichen’s preschool class who was wearing a tutu.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, February 6th, 2011Reichen: “My daddy is going hair bald.”
The obvious information my 4-year-old shared with the barber as David was getting his haircut.
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, January 19th, 2011Reichen: “You look so beautiful, Mommy.”
The five most precious words my 4 year old has ever said. Ever. (I mean, I’m pretty sure it was just a coincidence that he said it as he was begging me to buy him a matchbox car from Target that he really, really, really wanted. I think he totally meant it, don’t you? I do. And that’s all that matters.)
Toddler Talk
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
Toddler Talk
Sunday, January 9th, 2011Latham: “Whoa, Mommy! It stinks in here!”
Me: “Yeah, buddy. You tooted a smelly one.”
Latham: “No, I didn’t toot. Daddy did!”
I totally would have bought the tooting tale my two year old toddler told me except for the one little hole in his story - Daddy was at work.
Toddler Talk
Tuesday, December 7th, 2010Reichen: “WHOA!!! That’s the size of daddy’s logs!!!”
The correct comparison my 3-year-old made after beholding his big bowel movement this afternoon.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, November 14th, 2010Reichen: “Don’t snap my balls, please.”
What my 3-year-old says to my mom every time she buckles him in his carseat. Every. Time.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, October 24th, 2010Reichen: “You’re too small to be like me, Latham.”
Latham: “I’m not small, RyRy. I’m huge!”
Reichen: “No. You’re small, Latham. But you do have a huge head.”
The car conversation I overheard between my two boys on the drive home tonight.
Toddler Talk
Monday, October 11th, 2010David: “What are you doing, buddy?”
Latham: “I’m taking a nap.”
David: “You don’t look like you’re taking a nap.”
Latham: “But, I am.”
The conversation between my husband and my 2-year-old when David went to wake him from his afternoon nap and discovered our little dude in disguise.
Toddler Talk
Sunday, October 10th, 2010Reichen: “MY ARM IS BROKEN!!! MY ARM IS BROKEN!!!”
What my 3-year-old screamed at the nurse who just administered his flu shot.
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