Archive for the ‘toddler talk’ Category

Toddler Talk

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Latham:  “MOOOOMMY!  I HAVE TO GO POOOOTTY!”

Me:  “Okay, get out of the shower and go to the bathroom.”

Latham:  “No, I don’t have to.  Daddy said I could potty in here as long as I hit the drain.”

The toilet training technique my husband secretly shared with my 3 year old.

Toddler Talk

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Reichen:  “Daddy, what’s that called?”

David:  “It’s called an electrical outlet and you should never put your finger in one.”

Reichen:  “Why?”

David:  “They are really dangerous.  If you put your finger in one, you get electrocuted and all your hair falls out.”

{PAUSE}

Reichen:  “Daddy?”

David:  “Yes, Reichen?”

Reichen:  “Is that how you lost all your hair – when you put your finger in a light socket?”

Toddler Talk

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

Latham: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, baby?”

Latham: “I’m going to dream about you when I go to sleep.”

The sweet words my 3 year old whispered in my ear after tucking him in bed last night.

*Photo courtesy of Solar Photographers

Toddler Talk

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

Reichen:  “Mommy, my car window is really dirty.”

Me:  “I know, I saw that.  Why do you think it’s so dirty?”

Reichen:  “I think it’s because every time I pick my boogers I wipe them on there.  But I’m not sure.”

Toddler Talk

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Latham:  “No!  We don’t want a babysitter!  We’re big boys!  We want a big boy sitter!”

What my 3-year-old told me when I informed him a babysitter was coming over so David and I could go out for date night.

Toddler Talk

Saturday, November 19th, 2011

Reichen:  “HI STINKY DADDY!!!  I like to call him stinky daddy because he stinks up the whole house.”

What my 5-year-old told his teacher when David picked him up from preschool.

Toddler Talk

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Reichen:  “My daddy is the one with bald hair.”

Toddler Talk

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Reichen:  “Daddy?”

David:  “Yes, Reichen?”

Reichen:  “Why do you like to be bald?”

David:  “It’s not a choice, buddy,”

Reichen:  “Will I be bald when I’m a daddy?”

David:  “Probably.”

Toddler Talk

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

Me:  “Look at all the pretty trees, Latham, the leaves are changing.”

Latham:  “I know, they’re so beautiful.”

Me:  “How do you think the leaves change colors?”

Latham:  “I think fairies paint them while we’re sleeping.”

The conversation between me and my 3-year-old during our drive to preschool.

Toddler Talk

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

Latham:  “Daddy, I’m a little bit amazing.”

What my 3-year-old told David about his drawing skills.

Toddler Talk

Monday, September 26th, 2011

Reichen:  “Mommy, sometimes you freak me out to death!”

Toddler Talk

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

Reichen:  “Mommy, I want you to go to the moon with me in my rocket ship and Daddy, you can go in Latham’s rocket ship.”

David:  “Why can’t I go with you in your rocket ship, Reichen?”

Reichen:  “Because, I like Mommy better.”

Toddler Talk

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Reichen:  “Daddy, your eyes are blue and my eyes are blue.  Does that mean I’m going to be bald when I grow up?”

The conversation I overheard while David tucked in our 4 year old for the night.

Toddler Talk

Sunday, August 21st, 2011

Reichen:  “Mommy, I didn’t know you used to be fat.  Granddad is fat.  You look just like granddad when you were fat.”

What my 4-year-old said when he saw a picture of me 7 1/2 months pregnant.

Toddler Talk

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Latham:  “It’s a secret message from Peter Pan.”

What my 3-year-old whispered when I asked why he was handing me a wadded up piece of paper from his pocket.

* photo courtesy of Solar Photographers