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Toddler Talk

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Reichen:  “Can you go to work, Dadda?”

David:  “Why do you want me to go to work, buddy?”

Reichen:  “Because I need some money to give the lady at the mall so I can ride the carousel.”

The sweet conversation I overheard between Reichen and his Daddy.

Toddler Talk

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Reichen:  “The girl in blue hurt me today.”

Me:  “She did?”

Reichen:  “Yeah.”

Me:  “What happened?”

Reichen:  “She hit me in the head with a car and then I yelled NAUGHTY GIRL!!! NAUGHTY GIRL!!!  And then…”

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Reichen:  “I spit in her face.”

What my 3 year old said happened after I dropped him off for an hour at the gym daycare this morning.  After I died a little on the inside, we had a very long conversation about how you never spit at anyone.  Ever.

Toddler Talk

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Reichen:  “What is that, Momma?  Is that a little bit of poop?”

What my 3 year old toddler said to me after I spilled taco meat all over myself.

Toddler Talk

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Reichen:  “Latham played and I cried.  I cried a lot.”

What my 3 year old said he did when I dropped him off at the gym daycare this morning.  It was the first time someone other than a family member watched him and his brother while I was away.  It was a little rough on both of us.

David Just Knows. And Reichen Does, too.

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

David was out of town the first time he really freaked me out. We had just moved in together after dating about 8 months and while I knew him pretty well, I didn’t know anything about his most intriguing trait. He doesn’t like to talk about it. Even now, he’s wary of me to writing about it. He says if I do, it might go away. But it never does. And we’ve talked about it a lot over the years because he keeps doing it. And now, it appears, my 3 year old does it too.

All I wanted to do when I pulled into our drive way that night nearly a decade ago was eat dinner and go to bed. It had been a long day at work and with David out of town, I wanted it to be over. But when I grabbed my purse and shut the door of my Ford, Explorer, I just stopped and stared. I immediately jumped back in my SUV, locked the doors, and with my heart racing, I dialed David.

I told him something really strange was happening in the house and before I said another word he interrupted, “Every light in the house is on.”

I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me. How could he know? He had been out of town two days. I’m the one who turned off the lights and locked the house that morning. Not to mention I never turn on every light in the house.

“How do you know that,” I stammered.

“I just know things,” he said simply.

Since that day, I have heard that phrase more times than I can count. David just knows things. And I’m not sure how he knows them. He just does.

He knows what strangers at the table next to us at are going to order before they do. He knows the exact score of a football, baseball, or basketball game before they’re played. He knows exactly how many pieces of candy are in a bag of m&ms.

David just knows things.

I agree, it sounds odd. It is odd. I wouldn’t believe it myself, if I didn’t witness David doing it day and in and day out over and over and over again through the years.

What’s even more odd: Reichen now knows things, too.

Reichen is passionate about music. When we’re in the car, he begs me to turn on the radio and from my rear view mirror I see my son dancing and singing to the songs. He wants to know the name of every tune and he wants to know who sings it.

I never thought much of it, until the boys and I were driving to get my daily dose of diet vanilla coke a few days ago, that’s when Reichen spouted off One Republic would be the band to play the next song.

“We’ll see,” I said.

My eyes bugged when the band’s latest hit began to blare through my minivan speakers. Reichen jammed a bit before making his next prediction.

“Momma, Fireflies is next,” he smiled.

“All right, Doodle Bug. Let’s listen for it,” I replied.

Good thing we were stopped at Sonic waiting for the drink I ordered, because I was stunned when the top 40 song started playing.

Since that day, Reichen has made other mind boggling predictions, ones impossible for him to predict.

Ever since Reichen was born, he has been the spitting image of his father.  And it’s not just me who says it. Complete strangers stop me on the street, at airports, and restaurants and confirm it.  But it appears he’s inherited more than his father’s looks.

Reichen, just like his dad, now just knows things, too.

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Toddler Talk

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Reichen:  “I like playing with you, Dadda.”

The sweet, simple statement my 3 year old said while building a Lego dinosaur with David.

The Talk of a Toddler

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

lathamstanding

 

Words:  they’re spilling so quickly from your mouth these days

Several syllables strung together I can’t believe that you say.

 

You’re so proud when you speak, you know it’s a big deal

You say ‘bulldozer’ when you see one and let out a squeal.

 

Your brother is impressed, even though he’s only three

“Momma,” Reichen says, “Latham talks just like me!”

 

You say ‘please,’ you say ‘thank you’, you say ‘excuse me’, too

You say ‘mine’, you say ‘Elmo’, and when you’re dirty you say ‘poo.’

 

You laugh when you say ‘giraffe’, you think it’s so funny

And when you see one outside, you point and say ’bunny!’

 

You’re 21 months and it’s all just beginning

It’s so exciting for us that your words are now trickling.

 

You’re my youngest boy of one and I can’t wait to hear more

My little Latham baby, your words will make you soar.

Toddler Talk

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Reichen:  “I’m going to pee on your glasses, daddy.”

The conversation I just overheard while my husband was getting my 3 year old ready for bed. 

Christmas 2009

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

When Santa brought packages for you overnight

You could hardly believe the incredible site.

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You laughed really loud when you saw all the presents

You must open them now, you said, that very second.

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“Latham,” you asked, “could he open a couple?”

“Yep,” I replied, “Santa said he stayed out of trouble.”

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A huge helicopter, a jumpy house, and a really long train

All toys that you wanted and couldn’t wait to open and play.

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Did Santa give me a present, you said I needed one, too

I thought, nothing’s better than Latham, daddy and you.

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It was such a great Christmas, it couldn’t have been any better

But the most special part: we enjoyed every minute together.

 

‘Twas Reichen’s 3rd Christmas

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

No family legacy is complete without a story about a  kid screaming on Santa.  Here’s Reichen’s from last Chrismas.

 

‘Twas Reichen’s 3rd Christmas

 

‘Twas Reichen’s third Christmas, when I hatched the best plan

I’d take him to see Santa – he’s such a great man.

 

You tell him your wish and he makes it come true

There’s just one little thing, the old guy could scare you.

 

Other moms warned me, I knew they were wrong

They just don’t know my little man – he is so big and so strong.

 

“No.” The moms said, “Reichen will cry too.”

“Ha!” I replied, “How I will show you.”

 

So I dressed my son in his clothes with care

He and St. Nicholas would soon be a pair.

 

My little boy would smile and Santa would too

Wallet sized proof for you and for you.

 

I waited in line with the babies who bawled

Reichen smiled and played – he just loves the fun mall.

 

Elves in red and in green showed me the way

“Santa is ready,” I heard them happily say.

 

I sat my two year old in Santa’s lap with love

I was extremely confident Reichen would rise above.

 

When the picture was snapped I heard all the clatter

I watched in surprise, I couldn’t believe what was the matter.

 

My perfect baby boy, my pride and my joy

He was crying and moaning – he didn’t want Santa’s toy.

 

“Please. Oh Please.” I begged my only child

“Just smile for Mommy. Don’t be so crazy and wild.”

 

Reichen wanted no part of it, not even a glimpse

And Santa wasn’t helping – he was being such a wimp.

 

“Off my lap” Saint Nic said. Can you believe it?

“Not until he smiles.” I replied. He croaked, “Forget it.”

 

To prove this all happened, I’m including Reichen’s pic

I don’t want you to think this is just some made up trick.

 

So that’s the end of my Santa saga, I almost cried too

Don’t feel sorry for me though – I just couldn’t take it from you.

 

And as I leave you with this wild and crazy site

We wish a happy holiday to you all, and to all a good night.

Reichen Crying Christmas

p.s.  Please forgive my fuzzy photo.  I had to take a picture of a picture.  Happy Holidays!