I Have a Colossal Cranium

I was so psyched when I heard New York milliner, Eugenia Kim, was designing a collection for Target.  I couldn’t wait to wear her straw fedoras and chic caps all summer long.  But you know what I discovered when I went to the super store to try them on?

TargetFedora

TargetStrawFedora

TargetStrawCap

My head is too big.  Literally.  It didn’t matter how I tipped, turned, or tried, I could not stuff my colossal cranium into a single one of them. 

I’ll never wonder why again when the doctor tells me my boys fall into the 95% on the growth chart when it comes to their head circumference.

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3 Responses to “I Have a Colossal Cranium”

  1. carol says:

    those hats are adorable. don’t stress, hats for women are actually child sized for some reason. if your kids’ heads don’t fit either, that’s when you worry ;)

    ps the math questions are getting harder….
    .-= carol´s last blog ..white things i like =-.

  2. lisa says:

    I have a huge head too so I feel your pain. Too bad because these hats look really cute. :(
    .-= lisa´s last blog ..Noir Lash Lounge Et Al. Present The Good Life Contest =-.

  3. Nina says:

    What cute hats! I am so surprised that you couldn’t wear them, mostly because of your petite stature. I guess it’s a small price to pay for being so “brainy”. Love U :-)

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