Husbandism #14

David:  “Isn’t it weird that you’re closer to 40 than 30?”

The comment my husband made seconds prior to our really long conversation regarding other  inappropriate off the cuff remarks he should never say to his wife, including  isn’t it weird your butt looks big in those jeans; isn’t it weird you’re getting wrinkles on your face, and  isn’t it weird you have gray in your hair.  

Although David hasn’t actually said any of the last three phrases, yet, I thought I would just give him a little heads up.  I mean, I think it’s important  if he wants to stay married and everything.

 

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4 Responses to “Husbandism #14”

  1. Emily says:

    Very funny! As is the comment above mine, cant really follow that x
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  2. Josh Solar says:

    Too, too funny!!
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  3. krista says:

    you know what, though? it is TOTALLY weird that i am closer to 40 than 30! i still feel like i’m lying when i say that. when, really?? not lying at all.

  4. Nina says:

    How funny! Say your come back line could have been…Isn’t it weird you’re closer to a divorce (or sleeping on the couch) than you were 15 seconds ago? :-)

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