We’re not really a TV family. And by we, I mean my boys, not me. I am totally a TV person. In fact, my DVR and I are best friends. I know this because not only have we exchanged BFF necklaces where she wears one half of the gold heart charm and I wear the other, we also spend all of our free time together watching Project Runway, The Housewives of Orange County, and The Bachelor. It’s awesome.
What’s also awesome: the power the one program I allow Reichen to watch every night before bed wields over him. Have you seen The Wonder Pets on NickJr? It chronicles the adventures of three singing classroom pets: Linny the Guinea Pig, Ming-Ming Duckling and Turtle Tuck, who travel the world and use teamwork to save baby animals in distress.
I don’t know who makes this stuff up, but who ever it is, commands more control over my son than I do. No matter how many times I tell Reichen his baby brother doesn’t really like being gagged, tackled, and whipped to the floor, nothing stops my kid quicker than me threatening him with The Wonder Pets.
Me: “Don’t tackle your brother. It’s not nice.”
Reichen:“I like to tackle Latham. He likes it.”
Me:“If you tackle Latham again, you have to sit in time out.”
Reichen:“Okay, Momma. I’m going to tackle Latham and sit in time out.”
Me:“If you tackle Latham, you have to give me your cars.”
Reichen: “Okay, Momma.”
Me:“If you tackle Latham, you can’t watch The Wonder Pets tonight.”
Reichen: “I can’t watch The Wonder Pets? Okay, Momma. I won’t tackle him.”
The Wonder Pets threat works for everything: eating veggies, taking a nap, not touching toys at Target. Everything. I’m even thinking about writing a book about it as a new technique to parent toddlers. At play dates, it’ll be the talk of all the moms.
Mom #1: “My toddler is throwing tantrums every time I ask him to eat his peas.”
Mom #2: “Have you read that book about The Wonder Pets technique?”
Mom #1: “No, I haven’t. Does it really work?”
Mom #2: “It really works. You should read it.”
Yup, I think it would be a best seller. Maybe I’ll even get on Oprah. I’m totally going to write it, but first I have to watch Project Runway with my BFF. Until then, here’s Reichen singing The Wonder Pets theme song. He busted it out on us tonight. We didn’t even know he knew it.
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Tags: parenting, Reichen, The Wonder Pets, toddler
i LOVED the wonderpets! i forced my 1.5 year old to watch it, she could’ve cared less… i too am addicted to silly reality tv. my husband gets disgusted with me, but it’s the BEST. it’s all i want to do after a long day at work. just get lost in all those psycho’s drama!
hi. my name is krista. i love tv.
We put our tv in the closet because the kids were way too addicted, but we still let them watch occasional movies on hubby’s laptop. And I fully believe in the “don’t do x y or z unless you don’t want to watch a movie!!”
Whatever works
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i am going to have to set our DVR now so I can get as many wonder pet episodes in the can.
Love it! We are big Wonder Pets and Max and Ruby fans.
Hey you have to find the “thing” that means something to them to use as “leverage” to get them to cooperate with you. When you were little, it was not letting you hug or kiss me. That was the worst punishment ever for you – didn’t work on your brothers however.
Hehe my mom used to threaten me the same way with ear-piercing because I was terrified of getting my ears pierced, but she was always kind of wistful for me to do it because she wanted her daughter to wear pretty earrings. I finally did it when I was 12!
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