Never, and I mean never, talk to your husband on your cell phone sandwiched between your ear and your shoulder after just microwaving yourself a Lean Cuisine.
Never, and I mean never, set your lunch on the floor to cool, while you pick up the tornado of toys left in the wake of your two toddlers while talking to your husband on your cell phone sandwiched between your ear and your shoulder after just microwaving yourself a Lean Cuisine.
Never, and I mean never, let your phone slip from where it’s sandwiched between your shoulder and your ear and watch helplessly as it does a triple gainer with a half twist to the floor where it pops up again into a flawless front somersault, back layout combination before landing into the Lean Cuisine enchilada lunch with extra cream sauce you just microwaved and set on the floor to cool while picking up the tornado of toys left in the wake of your two toddlers while talking to your husband.
It’s. Just. Not. A. Good. Idea.
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Yikes! I guess I’m lucky in that I’ve never ruined my various cell phones in the 7 years I’ve been using them. What an unlucky accident.
Oh yeah. I have had mine flip out of my back pocket and dive beautifully into the toilet. Thank goodness it was an already flushed toilet.
My husband has actually drown so many phones that I got drowning insurance when I got him his Blackberry Storm. Strangely enough, the guy at Verizon said it was very common for husbands to do this.
Oh my! What are the odds? Had to laugh at the way you posted it.
Oh my gosh…how gooey is that! Sounds like Kelsey had a similar experience with the bathroom incident. I have heard of the cell phone falling into the toilet; but not the lean cuisine bath! Good job mama!
don’t ever try to go to the bathroom while having your phone sandwiched between your ear and shoulder while talking to your husband either.
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