Flying to Vegas is like a box of chocolates. As Forrest would say, you never know what you’re gonna get. I have to admit though, the drunk dude sitting one row behind me is kind of entertaining. And by kind of entertaining, I mean thank God he’s not sitting next to me for the next 3 ½ hours. A girl can only listen to someone slur on and on about what a great gig Tiger Woods had before he got caught cheating on his wife for so long.
Even if I wanted to ignore him, I couldn’t; drunk dude is a REALLY LOUD TALKER. So loud, even the passengers in the aisle in front me know all about the profession he would choose if he could: gynecologist.
As annoying as drunk dude is to all of us, no one could possibly be more annoyed than the two poor girls who won the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to him.
Drunk Dude:“Who do you think is hotter? Toby McGuire or Jake Gyllenhaal?”
Poor Girl #1: “Um, I don’t know. Who are those people?”
Drunk Dude:“You know, Spider Man or the guy who was getting boned in Brokeback Mountain.”
If you liked that little ditty, here’s more from drunk dude’s greatest hits:
Drunk Dude:“If I were Brad Pitt, I’d never get married. If I had that much money, all I would do is hang out with all the hot biyatches.”
Drunk Dude:“I can’t wait until they turn off that seat belt sign, cuz I have to pee.”
Drunk Dude: “Do you think I’m annoying? Because I would take offense to that.”
Drunk Dude: “You live in Seattle? Do you know they have like a million Starbucks there?”
It’s quite a gift sitting near drunk dude which I guess, is ironic since it’s my birthday tomorrow. In case you’re curious that’s why I’m on this plane in the first place; my husband is whisking me away to Sin City for a fun 35th birthday bonanza.
I meant, however, when I popped open my computer on the plane to write a deep and meaningful birthday blog, but I literally can’t now that my brain has turned to mush.
So until my brain is back, let me leave you with this drunk dude classic:
Drunk Dude: “How old are you?”
Poor Girl #2: “26.”
Drunk Dude: “Don’t you think you’ll be too old to be starting out as a doctor by the time you get out of medical school?”
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awesome! when we flew back from IL over Labor Day this year, there was the crazy lady who sat behind us on the airplane – i was with my mom, sister and tucker. she started to unpack her bag and basically give herself a bath in the seat behind us. then she started to hand stuff to us through the crack in the seat, like bandaids, gum, candy for tucker.
we were totally freaked out!
but yes, atleast we weren’t in the seat with her!
he sounds hot.
okaayyyy…your comment thing is weird. it told me i left too short of a comment and wouldn’t post it. why is it judging me?