I was at a stop light minding my own bees wax when I spotted it.  At the time, I was answering Reichen’s question about a specific traffic law;  He wanted to know why momma stops at  red lights and goes at green ones. 

I automatically tried to brush it off when I first found it and then I tried again, again, and again.  There is no way that thing is attached I thought to myself while trying to answer Reichen’s next question about yellow lights, but here’s the thing:  IT WAS!

I have no idea how that super, duper long hair grew on my knee.  And by super, duper long, I mean it was super, duper long enough that I could actually wrap it around my finger and yank it out because that’s exactly what I did. 

How could I have missed shaving that specific spot over, and over, and over?  How could I have not noticed the hair when it was one inch long instead of two?  Seriously, the hair was so long and so healthy it looked as if I had been shampooing and conditioning it the entire time. 

I guess I should be doing more with my bees wax than minding it.  Paying a professional to use it on my legs would probably be a good idea.  A real good idea.

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Tags: legs, Reichen, shaving

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